The shirt is a parody of a popular beer sold in Canada and the US. It shows 'MooseMan' holding up a can of beer while a sexy blond chick gives him a good old Canadian hummer! In the background, you'll see what appears to be a tropical island and the sun setting on this naughty scene. Moose Man is clearly enjoying the fun and is lifting his can of beer to salute all the badasses worldwide.
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This hilarious shirt will get you all kinds of laughs, thumbs-up and surely a few dirty looks! Most people with give it a double take and then laugh and smile at its genius. Sure it'll trigger all those prudes, but that's what it's all about, right?
...And if someone gets in your face about being offended, tell them: " What's your problem, sicko, she's just tying his shoes!" Besides, If someone can't handle a parody shirt of a half-man half-moose getting a good old 'dolphin smooch' from a buxom blond bombshell, then that's their problem, right?
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Ever wonder what happens to that roach you throw away into the grass? Well this shirt depicts one possible scenario: A group of ants can't help but try just a wee bit of this pungent purple kush treat :)
Of course they don't know what they're getting into and it knocks the little rascals on their asses! Lightweights would be an understatement! We can only imaging what happens once the munchies kick in :)
One of our best sellers ever, this roach and ants shirt will make heads turn and generate a load of laughs, especially from all those 'sweet ganja' lovers.
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Part bat, part boobs, this logo is certain to attract attention. If you're re a fan of powerful comic book superheroes and love unique shirts that make everyone laugh, then this shirt is for you!
Who knows what effect this logo might have on all those jokers and comic book geeks? So be prepared for the incoming laughs, finger pointing and people wanting photos with you.
The Perfect choice for all those 'Bad Bridesmaids parties.'
Several colours to choose from but 'BAD' always looks best in black ;) Order Quick, you never know how long this one-of-a-kind print will be available. Click here to order now...
Doesn't these shirts just say it all?
For those who share the 'Urge to Merge'
These unisex T's are perfect for the couples who prefer intimate evenings at home enjoying music, drinks, lipstick-and creating their own form of indoor entertainment over nights out on the town.
Cocktails, cool tunes, makeup..."ACTION!" What could be better?
For the evenings you'd prefer to stay home to lay and play, the message here shows you're a fun loving couple who require no external stimulations in order to enjoy your loving relationship.
Order here now- and let the world know you care and share. ;)
This gag shirt is one of our classics; those who are nosey enough to get a close look will laugh their asses off once they realize they've been punked!
You'll get a lot of feedback from those with a good sense of humour, and maybe a few dirty looks from the easily offended ;)
Either way, it's a fun shirt to wear because once you notice someone is reading it, you get to see what they're really made of:
Are they a petty little-offended prude or a fun loving person that appreciates a good joke?
Perfect for women, these 'caught ya' shirts make excellent gift for friends & family members with a good sense of humour.
Just don't wear it to court or church!
Any avid hunter will relate to the sorry turn of events this poor schmuck will be enduring. An uncomfortable shirt for all those avid sports hunters.
Can't you almost hear the big forest fellow bellowing: "How Ya Liking Moose Meat Now, asshole?
Perhaps a future episode for 'When Animals Fight Back'You'd be 'sorey' too!
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Ok guys...it pays to advertise, right? So why not let all those sexy older gals know ya love em?
Cougars,Milfs & Gilfs: they'll all blush outside, but deep down they'll recognize your appreciation and know you desire them.
Best part, simply pick your own State or Province, order up and Bingo! Just like that you'll be letting all those smoking hot mature dolls know your deep intimate desires to 'bag a coug.'
You just might get rewarded with some sly smiles, extra attention and who knows...perhaps even some mind-blowing adventures with a wild, wicked yummy-mummy.
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Yep, you know it! Just like all those youngsters telling their mom they're playing computer games, they're not! More likely watching some kinda spanksite like Moosetube, X-mooseter, Moosehub, YouMoose or even Moosegooser.com
Probably his Dad's computer.
This little fella's assured to get a good laugh at school, work or the checkout line. Just spank the BUY NOW button for a quick checkout and you'll proudly be wearing this in no time.
There's just some times when a talented professional can come in handy.
The Faster You Become Comfortable With This..The more life You'll Have
Knowing what we know now, is it possible you made a mistake? Well you're not alone. Millions of Americans now think they did as well.
But are YOU big enough to admit it? If so, click away to order what's likely one of the most enjoyably honest shirts you'll ever own.
If you purchase one for a friend you know just might feel the same way, we'll ship it to them for FREE! Imagine their surprise opening a mysterious package containing a gift which speaks directly to what we now realize could prove one of the countries biggest blunders ever.
Or is it? Perhaps he's pure genius!
Either way one thing's for sure
...there's going to be hell toupee.
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